| Moment | Every single time Chris has called attention to himself by mentioning Steph, whether the occasion called for it or not. |
| When | 13 April 2000 (SmackDown) - 21 February 2002 |
| What is supposedly going on | Chris is supposedly insulting Steph. |
| Why a Smoochy Moment | This is your basic childhood psychology - remember the little boy who kept pulling on your pigtails when you were younger, and in the end he actually liked you and was just trying to get your attention? Well, as loath as we are to admit it, that little boy is Chris, and all he wants is Steph’s attention. |
| Moment | ‘Flower? I’d have to say that little Stephy-baby lost her flower a long time ago!’ - Chris |
| When | 24 April 2000 - RAW |
| What is supposedly going on | Chris is supposedly insulting Steph. |
| Why a Smoochy Moment | Chris knows this extremely personal information because a) it was him; b) it was him; c) it was DEFINITELY him; or d) all of the above? |
| Moment | The Kiss |
| When | 25 June 2000 - King of the Ring |
| What is supposedly going on | Steph is supposedly distracting Chris. |
| Why a Smoochy Moment | Two words - The Kiss. |
| Moment | ‘Chris Jericho…Y2J…I have a proposition
for you. Why don’t you come down to this ring, and, well, let’s make up.
I promise you I’ll make it worth your while. Now, I know that Chris has
said some not very nice things about me, but I know that he didn’t mean
them. And I’ve also said, and well, done some things that I’m not very
proud of. But, I have a secret. Now, Hunter might get a little big
jealous this, but…uh…at King of the Ring when you laid that big
ol’ kiss on me – I kinda liked it. And I think you liked it, too. So,
before this whole thing blows up with Triple H, and you, Chris, and me,
let’s put the past behind us. Let’s be friends. So, pucker up, Chris,
and let’s make up!’ - Steph
‘Stephanie, I’m absolutely ecstatic that you feel that way. I mean, I’ve been thinking about nothing but that wonderful, wonderful kiss. For the last two weeks it’s thrown my life absolutely upside down. To be honest, I’ve been waiting, I’ve been pining for the day when I get to taste the wine of your ruby coloured rose coloured lips once again. I mean, I wanna take your shapely, curvaceous, (unintelligible) female form and hold it next to mine and squeeze for everything I’ve got, and now my dreams are coming true again. My heart is racing, my blood is pumping, and I’m coming out there…(looks down)…provided I don’t embarrass myself, I’m gonna give you the biggest smooch you have ever eeeeeeeeever had in your entire life! I’m coming right out, sugar muffin! You wait right there for me!’ - Chris |
| When | 10 July 2000 - RAW |
| What is supposedly going on | Stephanie calls out Chris to apologise, supposedly as part of Hunter’s setup. |
| Why a Smoochy Moment | As having been on the receiving end of the KotR kiss, Stephanie would most certainly know if Chris enjoyed the kiss or not. Sure, it’s supposedly a setup, but we believe that both of them were being more truthful than either care to admit. Not only that, but the site name was derived from Chris’s speech. |
| Moment | ‘There’s nothing here that says they’re from Kurt!’ - Steph |
| When | 23 July 2000 - Fully Loaded |
| What is supposedly going on | Steph receives a bunch of flowers, whom Hunter believes is supposedly from Angle. |
| Why a Smoochy Moment | Steph is telling the truth, obviously recognising Chris’s handwriting. |
| Moment | Hunter storms into the room where Stephanie’s flower sender is staying, doors close, sounds of someone getting beaten up, and...Chris walks out! |
| When | 23 July 2000 - Fully Loaded |
| What is supposedly going on | Chris is supposedly playing with Hunter’s mind before their Last Man Standing Match. |
| Why a Smoochy Moment | Chris sends Steph flowers, then beats up her husband. Sounds like an act of jealousy to us. |
| Moment | Several times during the match we see Steph looking at Chris with obvious concern. |
| When | 23 July 2000 - Fully Loaded |
| What is supposedly going on | Steph is supposedly worried about Hunter whenever she looks at him, and her glances just happen to also pass over Chris. |
| Why a Smoochy Moment | Steph looking at Chris with obvious concern! |
| Moment | ‘I just want to congratulate you on
acquiring ECW. I guess now we know what those letters really stand for -
Every Customer Welcome.’ - Chris
‘Every customer...except you!’ - Steph |
| When | 16 July 2001 - RAW |
| What is supposedly going on | Chris is supposedly insulting Steph again. |
| Why a Smoochy Moment | Steph is saying that Chris doesn’t have
to pay. (Thanks to Elektra for the submission) |
| Moment | The Kiss - Part Two |
| When | 19 August 2001 - SummerSlam |
| What is supposedly going on | Chris is supposedly...doing something! He has yet to explain his actions. |
| Why a Smoochy Moment | The second ‘official’ Kiss. |
| Moment | The Business Partnership |
| When | 21 February 2002 - SmackDown |
| What is supposedly going on | Stephanie is supposedly offering to become Chris’s business partner. |
| Why a Smoochy Moment | Stephanie and Chris finally together on WWF TV! |
| Moment | The Hug |
| When | 07 March 2002 - RAW |
| What is supposedly going on | They hugged! |
| Why a Smoochy Moment | They. Hugged. |