Whatever You Do, Don’t!

by Elektra

 

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Damn Jericho for beating Rhyno at SummerSlam! Damn Rhyno for not getting the job done! And here I thought I actually had a chance of getting one over on that blonde-haired jerk!

They way he smirks, the way he looks at me... and the feelings that go through me when he DOES just make me so angry! I HATE him!

*Deep in denial-ville
Trying to fight the way I feel
I go jello when you smile
I start blushing-my head rushing*

I can't believe he had the gall to grab me and kiss me at SummerSlam! How DARE he put his hands on a lovely woman such as myself? A married woman too! Well... ok... so it was a business marriage, but still!

Even just being NEAR Jericho sends sparks over my skin... I mean, it makes my skin crawl! I can't STAND it!

*If you stand too close to me
I might melt down from the heat
If you look my way one more time
I'm gonna go out of my mind!*

I want Jericho to stay as far away from me as possible! He really gets under my skin! He drives me crazy! That he would dare to even TOUCH me...!

If Jericho heard how loud my heart was beating when he kissed me, he would KNOW how much he disgusted me! There's just something about him that makes me... never mind! I HATE Chris Jericho!

*Whatever you do...
Don't even think about it!
Don't go and get me started!
Don't you dare drive me crazy!
Don't do that to me baby*

Jericho has a big match with RVD tonight. I think I need to find Y2Jerk and rub it in his face. RVD is going to kick his ass. At least, he will if Mr. Monday Night values his job!

There he is! Enemy #1, Chris Jericho, working out in the weight room. Now it's time to.... damnit, why does he have to look at me? The fire in those blue eyes... why am I just staring at him? I must despise him more then I thought if I can't even bring myself to talk to him!

*You stop me in my tracks
My heart pumping to the max
I'm such a sucker for your eyes
They permanently paralyze*

Well, I finally found my voice! I wish my heart would stop beating so loudly when I talk to the jerk! I don't think I've ever hated someone this much!

*You got my heart under attack
You give me shivers down my back*

I keep thinking about the SummerSlam kiss, and the way I was shaking after he kissed me. Then the way he just smirked and walked away.

I was so disgusted, I fell to my knees outside the ring! It's like he zapped all the energy from me. Made me... WEAK! How DARE he do that to me?! I'm Stephanie McMahon, damnit!

*Do you have to walk the way you do?
I get weak just watching you!*

I'll get my loyal employees to make him stop looking at me with those blue eyes. They'll make him stop smirking at me with those... lips. Lips, that were against my own two weeks ago!

Ugh! Why do I keep thinking about that?

I don't know what trick Jericho is up to, but it stops NOW! It better... or else... I don't know what I'm going to do! I'm going to go out of my mind!

*Whatever you do...
Don't even think about it
Don't go and get me started!
Don't you dare drive me crazy!
Don't do that to me baby!*

One of these days, I'm just going to grab him and... and... I don't know! I've got to do something! I don't like this feeling... well, I DO like it... what am I saying? Of COURSE I don't like it!

I'm so confused... and it's HIS fault! It's all HIS fault! He's doing something to me, and I don't know what it is!

*Whatever you do...
Don't do that!
Don't do that!*

THE END

 

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