Warnings: Nothing graphic, but suggestive dialogue, and referrences to kinky stuff :) Disclaimer: Still don't own any of them, as fun as it would be
Al Snow: Hi, Willie. You wanted to see me?
Regal: Yes. I'd like to ask you about what happened at SummerSlam. In particular, I'd like to ask you about that bloody ECW Championship match.
Snow: Wasn't that wild? Who ever saw that coming?
Regal: I'd guess that you did.
Snow: What do you mean?
Regal: Chris Jericho is one of the WWF's most valuable assets. You know this. So, WHY did you write this contract making him the personal slave of the owner of ECW?
Snow: What?!!! What makes you think I'd do a thing like that to him? What makes you think I'd do that to the WWF?
Regal: Oh, this little bit here in the contract... where he has to introduce himself to everyone as, and I quote, "Steph's Bitch".
Snow: Um... Oh, THAT... (snicker)
Regal: You think this is really bloody FUNNY, don't you?!!!
Snow: (chuckle) Well... Yeah... BWAHAHAHA!!!
Regal: You've... you've... ENSLAVED this man to his worst enemy... And you think it's FUNNY?!!! He's already having to give her full body massages... And there's no TELLING what she's going to want him to give special attention to...
Snow: He'll thank me, later...
Regal: And how's Triple Haich going to react to this?!!!
Snow: You haven't been around here, long, have you?
Regal: What the bloody hell are you talking about?
Snow: Let me tell you why they're called D-Generation X...
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X-Pac: Well, well, well... Look who's here.
Tori: When you called and told me what was up, I HAD to come. This is going to be SO much fun...
X-Pac: Well, you're part of the family, so I knew you wouldn't want to miss it.
Regal: (storming up) You... you... bloody DEGENERATES!!!
X-Pac: Well... Yeah... Name of the stable, and all...
Regal: (to Tori) And YOU!!! Of ALL people, PARTICIPATING in this!!! After they put you through the same thing!!!
Tori: Hey, I lost a bet... Well, actually, Kane did... But these guys, this one in particular, (puts her arm around X-Pac) made me the woman I am, today!
Regal: Right! And a fine piece of work YOU'VE turned out to be! You used to be sweet and innocent... So was Stephanie, now that I think about it...
Tori: Um, HELLOOO!!! I used to date KANE, remember? You want to talk about a family that likes their kinks... Masks, costumes, role playing... And then there was that bondage kick his brother was into...
X-Pac: Yeah, it wasn't like Hunter introduced Steph to being tied up...
Regal: I... DON'T need to hear any more of this... (starts to walk off) Bloody Americans... Wait a minute... When Chyna had Kat with her all the time, and Kat was wearing that "slave" shirt...
Tori: It was literal... Yeah...
Regal: Bloody hell... No wonder that marriage broke up...
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The D-X Dungeon...
Jericho: Y'know, Mistress, if you'd hadn't gotten the implants they wouldn't be swollen...
Steph: Hush, and massage them.
Jericho: Of course...
Lance Storm (walking in): Wow. Like the layout.
Jericho: You had to bring HIM here...
Storm: Hello, boss... Looking good... And who are you?
Jericho: Sigh... I'm Steph's Bitch. Grumble...
Steph: Like the layout? Since you guys trained at the Hart Dungeon, I wanted my slave to feel right at home.
Storm: Well... It wasn't a LITERAL dungeon. Stu just called it that.
Steph: (disappointed) Oh...
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