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Bitch. That’s the best way to describe Stephanie McMahon. Complete and utter bitch! She enjoys seeing me suffer. I think she gets a good laugh watching me get my ass kicked.
*Your cruel device
Your blood, like ice
One look could kill
My pain, your thrill*
Why did I kiss her at Summerslam? After King of the Ring, I swore it would never eeeeever happen again! Yet… it did.
Everything inside me screams “Stay away from Stephanie McMahon!” So why don’t I listen?
*I want to love you
But I better not touch
I want to hold you
But my senses tell me
To stop*
There’s something wrong here! Every time I see her at ringside, I just want to grab her and… and I don’t know what! I’m starting to worry about my mental stability!
Stephanie will be the death of me. I know it!
*I want to kiss you
But I want it too much
I want to taste you
But your lips are venomous
Poison*
My friends ask me why I don’t just shut the hell up when she’s around. Because that would be too easy for Chris Jericho, and I’ve never done things the easy way!
I ALWAYS have to comment about Stephanie’s clothes, or make something up about her backstage activities… or tease her about that flotation device she calls a chest.
It always leads to me getting a beat down, or a gore through the set, or something!
But I still keep doing it… just because.
*You're poison
Running through my veins
You're poison
I don't want to break these chains*
Oh great… here I am, trying to work out, and she has the gall to walk in on me and start going on about RVD kicking my ass tonight. Maybe I SHOULD take my friends’ advice and ignore her. She would go away and leave me alone then…
But I have to respond. I’m like a deer caught in the headlights. I just can’t turn away.
I must be a glutton for punishment.
*I hear you calling
and it's needles and pins*
Maybe I can stick her in the Walls later on tonight – well, if she comes to ringside. I hope she does! I can just hear her screaming as I wrench her back! That will make me feel better!
For a few seconds, at least.
Actually, maybe it’s better she NOT come to ringside. There’s something about her presence that... distracts me.
*I want to hurt you
just to hear you screaming my name*
Why does my mind keep going back to King of the Ring and SummerSlam? I only kissed her to piss her off. I mean, everyone knows that... right?
Ugh! This is crazy! That woman is REALLY getting to me! It's as if I’m drawn to her like a magnet! Albiet, a really messed up magnet...
I just have to stay away from her! That’s simple enough, right?
Damn. Why am I finding it so difficult?
*Don't want to touch you
But you're under my skin
I want to kiss you
But your lips are venomous poison
Stephanie is like my kryptonite. She’s like some weird virus you just can’t get rid of. I know she’s KILLING me inside… taking over until I’m all but consumed by her!
So why the hell don’t I care?
*You're poison
Running through my veins
You're poison
I don't wanna break these chains
Poison*
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