On January 7th, the Game returns. He comes back. He's a man with a mission. He's a man with one thing on his mind. He's a man who has everything to gain, but nothing to lose.
Everyone is hyped about his return. Everyone except me. Over the course of seven months when Triple H was gone, I've grown fonder of the beautiful Stephanie McMahon Helmsley.
While her husband was away, I've kept myself busy.
I've watched. I've watched Stephanie try to make a name for herself with purchasing ECW. I've watched her struggle with the comments that are thrown at her everyday in the arena. And I'll admit it. I've been someone who has made those comments. I've watched her sic her most powerful wrestlers on me, and I've fought back relentlessly.
I've listened. I've listened to her yell at Shane, demanding more respect. I've listened to her try to fight her way back into the world of Wrestling. I've listened to her bitch and whine when things don't go her way. But it doesn't bother me that much. She's got a right to whine and complain. She's got a right to do everything.
I've learned. I've learned that her favorite color is purple. I've learned that she prefers dogs to cats, even though she's allergic to both animals. I've learned she prefers tea to coffee, because she hates the coffee beans. I've learned that her favorite wrestler in her company is Rob Van Dam. I've learned that she hates me.
See. I told you I kept myself busy. She didn't even know I had all this information on her. Of course, it wasn't easy getting all of this, with me being the Undisputed Champion and all.
It was very bad for me, Chris Jericho, a living legend, to have such a crush on someone like Stephanie. I mean, how could this even possibly be good for my reputation?
And while Triple H was away, it was as if I died and gone to heaven. I had her all to myself. But now, he's back. And he'll be god damned if he lets anyone try to take her away from him. At first, everyone thought that the marriage was doomed once she bought ECW.
But now that she has no company and nothing to rule over, I think they're going to be just fine.
Damn it.
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