Spoiler
RVD and Austin had a match with Jericho and Angle, but not before RVD offered to do anything to make Steph feel better. Steph suggested he beat Jericho at Unforgiven. Meanwhile, she and Test had another match with Rock.
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Edge: So, everything's cool?
Jericho: Yeah, yeah... I don't know why I lost it like that...
Lita: Hmmph...
Edge: Angle's cool with it... He's madder at Austin than anyone, anyway, so you're tag match is on...
Matt: And it's not like he doesn't have that happen to him all the time, anyway...
Jericho: And tell Jeff I'm REALLY sorry for accusing him of sleeping with Stephanie... I know he's got something going on with Trish...
Matt: She'll be here, tonight, by the way.
Lita: Yeah, and I'm SO thrilled with that...
Matt: Lita, be nice. And as for Rock... Well... He didn't actually SEE who hit him with the chair, so we're letting him think it was Test...
Jericho: That's good to hear. Y'know what? I'm putting this Stephanie thing behind me. I don't need her. She's just bad news.
Edge: Good to hear it, man.
Jericho: I'm going to IGNORE the way she struts, like she owns the world... Those eyes... Those legs... That mouth... Those lips... That weird thing she has where no matter what she says or does, she still has that Girl Next Door quality...
Edge: Yeah...
Jericho: Like when she isn't wearing a bra, how her...
Lita: Um... Chris...
Jericho: It's like they're taunting me, y'know?
Edge: Oh, yeah...
Lita: I can't BELIEVE you guys!!! (Noticing Matt's far off look) MATT!!!
Matt: Uh... Huh?
Lita: you were THINKING about them, WEREN'T you?!!!
Matt: Um, NO!!! Um, Chris, so, the important thing is you're over it!
Lita: Oh, yeah, TRY and change the subject...
Matt: We're here to help Chris, here... and, um, we have to understand his point of view.
Chris: Yeah, I'm OK, now... Look, there she is on the monitor, and it doesn't mean a thing... What's she taking to Rob Van Dam about? Oh, isn't THAT cute, matching ponytails...
Edge: Yeah... I guess they do each other's hair....
Chris: Did he just say he'd do anything to make her feel better?!!!
Lita: Um, Chris... You're OVER her...
Chris: That little... I'm gonna...
Matt: And he was making such progress...
Chris: And look at how she's ENCOURAGING it!!! Flirting behind my back... Oh, she likes it hardcore, huh?...
Edge: DUDE!!! She just gave you a shot at the Hardcore Title!!!
Chris: Yeah... Yeah, she DID!!! YES!!!
Lita: (to Matt) I suppose I should just give up pointing out that she's married?
Matt: Uh... Hey, look who's here!
Jeff and Trish arrive...
Jeff: Hey guys... (noticing Jericho) Ummm...
Jericho: Hey, man, about those accusations...
Jeff: THINK about it! Look at her history! What does she go for? She was engaged to Test, married HHH, has... whatever this thing she has with you is... Notice what you all have in common? You're all arrogant, cocky, long haired blondes!!!
Jericho: Yeah, I hadn't thought of that...
Jeff: There! As you can see (motioning to his hair) I'm NOT her type!!!
Jericho: Yeah... That's true... Maybe I'm looking at this Hardcore Title thing all wrong... You're not a long haired blonde... (pauses, turning to Trish) But, YOU are!!!
Trish: Huh?!!!
Jericho: You and Steph used to be really tight, until you started messing with her Dad...
Trish: Um, could we not bring that up...?
Jeff: HEY!!! Are you implying what I THINK you are?!!! If that was the case, then why did Steph get so mad when she walked in on her and HHH, and thought they were fooling around?!!!
Trish: YEAH!!!
Jericho: Don't think you can fool me like you do everyone else!!! She was OBVIOUSLY mad because she thought you two were starting without her!!! And THAT'S why she was so upset when you dumped her for her Daddy!!!
Lita: This is getting disturbing...
Matt: Getting?
Jericho: So, when you got involved with Jeff, and he won the Hardcore Title, you made up, and were having threesomes, so she could get around the blonde thing!!!
Edge: WHOA!!! That's...
Trish: RIDICULOUS!!!
Edge: Mmm... You and Steph....
Trish: HEY!!!
Lita: (noticing Matt's far off look, again) MATT!!!
Matt: Huh?!!
Lita: You were THINKING about it, WEREN'T YOU?!!! I'm STANDING RIGHT HERE, and you're thinking about not one, but TWO other women...!!!
Matt: Um, NO, honey... I was... um... thinking about the three of you, together!
Lita: Oh! well, I suppose that's all right, then... I think...
Edge: DUDE!!! Just focus of RVD, OK?
Jericho: (regaining composure) Yeah... yeah... RVD... Wait a minute... (noticing Edge's hair)
Edge: Um... What, Dude?
Jericho: (slamming Edge against the wall) Don't even THINK about it!!! Now, I'm going to find Angle, and we're going to discuss strategy... (leaves)
Lita: (to Matt) I suppose we'd better warn Spike and Molly...
Matt: Good idea...
Christian comes up...
Christian: (to Edge) Don't think I didn't just hear all that, and at Unforgiven, I'm gonna...
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Jericho: (pacing, while the Rock vs Steph and Test match is on the monitor) When I get my hands on Van Dam...
Angle: Um, I'm glad to see you so focused, but don't forget Austin...
Jericho: What ABOUT him?!!! He doesn't have long blonde hair, anymore!!! But Debra better watch her step... HEY!!! What's Rock think he's doing?!!! Get your hands OFF her...
Angle: Damn... Booker T and Shane have shown up... They're beating Rock down!!! We have to go out there and help!!!
Jericho: Nah, they look like they got it well in hand...
Angle: Not them!!! The Rock's one of our guys, and they're ganging up on him!!! We have to HELP him!!!
Jericho: NO!!! Um... We have our own match, and we have to concentrate on that...
Angle: Yeah, yeah, you're right... Look, about Van Dam... There's no WAY she'd be interested in him. I mean, look at his attitude! You know how intense and straight to business Steph is.
Jericho: Yeah, yeah... You're right. What am I worried about? It's not like he could be any influence on her...
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Team X-Treme's suite...
Lita: Steph, why do you keep giving me carrots?
Steph: You said you had the munchies... And the way you were hopping after Ivory, tonight, I figured you'd want carrots...
Trish: Giggle... Cough... She's the LITABUNNY!!! Cough...
Jeff: She takes a licking, and keeps on ticking...
Matt: That's a Timex, you idiot.. You're thinking of that... um...
Steph: Energizer...
Matt: Yeah... She keeps going and going and going...
Lita: Not that you complain, hon... (kiss)
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