// If I could, then I would
I'll go wherever you will go
Way up high or down low
I'll go wherever you will go //
Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley. Co owner of the Alliance. The most 'Dominant Bitch'
if you will. Chris Jericho's secret desire. Oh, it's true.
Now, I know some of you people would think of me as cruel and coldhearted for
trying to break up this love/hate relationship. But I have been there. I loved
Stephanie. Hell, I even almost broke up her marriage. But I learned. She's a two
timing back stabber. And that is DAMN true.
Okay-here's my next theory. I am Kurt Angle. An Olympic Gold Medallist, for god
sakes! So why would I want to get my nose involved with Chris Jericho and
Stephanie? Even though I am not Y2J's biggest fan, I don't want to see him get
put through what I went through. No.
First, Stephanie will sweet talk him, be teary, and apologize for everything.
Then she'll walk him out to the ring, and make nice with the fans. They won't
absolutely love her, but the slut chants will be decreasing. Then, she'll share
a kiss or two with him, and then drive the knife through his heart.
It was hard enough for me. I don't want to see another fellow on the good side
get wrapped around her finger. It might be too late for that, since I already
know that Chris Jericho is absolutely lusting over the Billion Dollar Princess.
As for Stephanie, I don't know. And I am really not willing to find out. But, I
preach my three I's. Intensity- this is my mission. Chris Jericho and Stephanie
McMahon must not fall in love. Integrity- I am very generous to help Chris out.
He may hate me for it now, but he certainly will thank me later. And, of course,
intelligence- I am using my brain for this plan.
I don't know if any bodies are going to hit the floor, but hearts certainly
will. And that is true.
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