Angle: What's with the shirt?
Jericho: What do you mean?
Angle: The barbed wire wrapped logo. Very ECW. What are you up to?
Jericho: You really ARE cracking! Stop being so paranoid!
Angle: Oh, AM I? EVERYBODY knows you're fixated with Stephanie!
Jericho: AM NOT!!! And anyway, YOU'RE the one who made sure her little pet (contemptuously) Rob Van Dam beat Austin! How do I know YOU'RE not working with her?!!!
Angle: I was just messing with Austin's head! And what's with this "little pet" comment?
Jericho: Oh, it's all "RVD". Do you see the way she looks at him? Talks about him?
Angle: No, you're not fixated...
Jericho: She's sleeping with him! I KNOW it!!!
Angle: Why are you so concerned with her sex life? And anyway, she's MARRIED! What makes you think she's sleeping with him?
Jericho: She's the Princess. She's the owner of ECW! She's the Queen of Hardcore. And HE'S the Hardcore Champion!!! Don't you GET it?!!!
Angle: And everyone says I'M cracking up?
Jericho: Back in the jousting days, the knights were devoted to their Lady. She was his inspiration...
Angle: OK....
Jericho: ALSO, back then, the ideal romance was considered to be with a married woman...
Angle: I tried to convince her of that, last year. Didn't work... Besides, HHH was around...
Jericho: Yeah, but he's been gone for MONTHS!!! He won't be BACK for months!!! So, I'm gonna kick Van Dam's ASS!!! And Rhyno's, too, just to be safe...
Angle: WAIT a minute!!! You're thinking of defecting just because you THINK you might have a shot at her?!!! Not a CHANCE!!!
Jericho: And why do you say THAT?!!!
Angle: If she's going to have an extramarital affair, it's gonna be with the Olympic hero!!! Oh, it's true! It's DAMN true!!! And anyway, was she sleeping with Jeff Hardy when HE was hardcore champ?!!!
Jericho: I confronted him about it. Do you know, he had the NERVE to look at me like I was crazy?!!! He's hiding something! I KNOW it!!!
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